Every week, for one dealer per territory. Every figure on this page is read from the file that measures it — nothing here is typed by hand.
Location, filing date, depth, tested yield. Texas publishes the owner’s mailing address, so we remove landlord-owned property before you see it — 31% of Texas. Michigan and Wisconsin do not publish it, and Florida only in Lee County, and Minnesota not since August 2025, when the state stopped publishing the owner ZIP — there we say so rather than pretend we filtered.
Hardness, iron, pH, sulphate, nitrate, arsenic — from the state’s own testing database, matched to each location.
Their water, the treatment it points to, sizing and salt use — sourced, under your logo. No phone numbers anywhere in this product: mail and a knock have no Do Not Call equivalent.
Every stop in driving order, with map links. Across 57 Texas counties: 1,850 miles instead of 2,930 — 37% less.
Plus one print job for the week’s reports. Every row with a postable address also gets a card from us in your name, and you get the list of exactly who we mailed — so a door knock can follow the card down a street that’s already routed.
Who is actually drilling here, by share. Across 38 Texas counties the top driller does a median 50% of new wells, and the top two clear half in 34 of them — one or two relationships reaches most of your new wells the day the hole is finished.
You are the only water treatment business receiving it. And a single county runs hot and cold week to week; a 75-mile territory evens it out — not one empty month across five Texas territories in 2025.
Groundwater runs from under 1 grain per gallon to over 120, and a household on soft water is not a softener sale at any price. You should not be paying for that address, so you do not: it is cut before the list is built, and no card is ever mailed to an address whose water we know is soft. A new well with no hardness reading nearby yet is still sent and mailed — an untested well is not a soft one — and it sorts below the measured-hard rows.
31% of new Texas wells sit in water too soft to sell a softener into — we delete them before you ever see the list.
By state: 14% in Florida, 1% in Wisconsin, and under 1% in Michigan and Minnesota — states where nearly all new groundwater is hard.
The Water Quality Association’s scale. We sell from 7 grains up — everything left of that line is deleted, from the list you receive and from the cards we mail.
| Property | Hardness | Water | Depth |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hidden Bluff, Weatherford | 31.5 gpg | very hard | 300 ft |
| Countdown Trl, Weatherford | 18.8 gpg | very hard | 220 ft |
| VH Ranch, Poolville | 17.7 gpg | very hard | 200 ft |
Real wells, real chemistry — street numbers are withheld here because this page is public. The list you receive carries the full address.
Measured is true everywhere. Every hardness figure is a median of laboratory samples from tested wells; nothing is modelled, predicted or estimated.
At each property is not. The honest unit is the territory, because that is what you buy — and across all 30 territories:
| Territory | Delivered a year | Own grid square | County median | No reading |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Washington, TX | 583 | 98% | 2% | 0% |
| Lubbock, TX | 359 | 97% | 3% | 0% |
| Randall, TX | 276 | 96% | 4% | 0% |
| Brazoria, TX | 955 | 94% | 6% | 0% |
| Victoria, TX | 363 | 92% | 8% | 0% |
| Lee, FL | 4,319 | 92% | 6% | 2% |
| Parker, TX | 878 | 90% | 10% | 0% |
| Burnet, TX | 743 | 87% | 13% | 0% |
| Fresno, CA | 249 | 83% | 10% | 8% |
| Marion, FL | 4,926 | 83% | 2% | 16% |
| Bandera, TX | 335 | 80% | 20% | 0% |
| Waukesha, WI | 1,196 | 71% | 21% | 7% |
| Stanislaus, CA | 204 | 70% | 17% | 13% |
| Williams, OH | 124 | 57% | 40% | 3% |
| Oakland, MI | 2,545 | 54% | 38% | 7% |
| Brevard, FL | 1,759 | 49% | 38% | 12% |
| Jefferson, MO | 755 | 35% | 65% | 0% |
| Lawrence, MO | 576 | 27% | 66% | 7% |
| Marinette, WI | 657 | 22% | 60% | 18% |
| Stark, OH | 1,834 | 19% | 62% | 19% |
| Logan, OH | 876 | 18% | 78% | 4% |
| Licking, OH | 989 | 17% | 59% | 23% |
| Kent, MI | 4,767 | 17% | 78% | 5% |
| Texas, MO | 260 | 17% | 83% | 0% |
| Ogemaw, MI | 547 | 15% | 85% | 0% |
| Morgan, MO | 705 | 10% | 87% | 3% |
| Grand Traverse, MI | 1,277 | 7% | 85% | 8% |
| Cass, MN | 1,333 | 6% | 67% | 28% |
| Stearns, MN | 841 | 3% | 97% | 0% |
| Otter Tail, MN | 286 | 0% | 100% | 0% |
| all 30 territories | 35,517 | 51% | 41% | 8% |
A county median is a real measurement at the wrong scale — defensible, but it does not distinguish two houses eight miles apart.
No reading at all is an empty column in the product you are paying for, which is a different complaint, so it is counted separately rather than averaged into the other two. Those rows are not counted as qualified leads either, so they never inflate a price.
A wrong figure on this page becomes a wrong figure in your mouth at a homeowner’s door. So none of the figures are mine: what you get is a dataset you can audit, because none of it is mine to change. No testimonials, because there are no customers yet — I’d rather say so than borrow someone else’s.
No modelling, no estimation, no AI — every formula and threshold is published at /methodology.
You pay only for what is mailed. $2.50 per card mailed, billed weekly for the cards mailed that week. Stop any week by email: nothing goes out after that week, and you owe only for cards already mailed.
Nothing here promises anything about your water, your wells or your close rate. It is a promise about what I will do.
There are 30 across 8 states, one dealer each.
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are not a statement about the safety of any household’s drinking water.